We are putting a new set of Lego's together and Brice decides he would rather just be creative and build whatever instead of what the directions say.
Brice: "Mom, why don't you build whatever with me?"
Me: "Because Mommy does better when I follow directions and not just make stuff up."
Brice: "Why, you're not creative?"
Me: "I guess not."
Brice: "Why are you not creative?"
Me: "I guess I'm just not smart."
Brice: "Listen.......you are a little [smart]."
Gee, thanks for the vote, kid.
I then proceeded to put together a treasure box, and pirate ship. And yes, I followed the directions.